Fishwives versus Slobs

[theonlysaneone]

OMG - here comes the squawking fishwife wagging her finger at the slob who slouches in the chair , mouth hanging open and eyes half shut.  His response?  Grunt grunt garble garble.   Everytime I happen to pick up the channel with this programme on it's the same old same old but slightly different variations ie some have no teeth, some are fat, some are skinny, some are very badly groomed or dressed but they all talk so fast and such bad English no-one can understand them, they all squawk and screech or else mumble unintelligably.  What a disasterous example of the British people!   PLLLEEEEEAAASE  tell me that Jeremy scrapes his "guests" off the bottom of the barrell and that most UK citizens are not like this???!!!!!!!   What an unbelievable bunch of dead beats.  It shouldn't be on international TV as it doesn't do much for the British reputation.  Jeremy himself often yells and loses control, even tells his "guests" to shutup.   No civislized control at all.  It's a disgrace.